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Title: And today I ....
Post by: Hilarysmum on May 01, 2011, 08:22:25 pm
...... have had to remove a panel of the hen house roof, clamber up on to the roof squeeze my rotund body into a gap that twiggy would have struggled with in order to jamb myself between the hen house wall and Digby's very well rounded bum. 

This was after nearly 2 hours of failed attempts to coax him out with favourite treats such as banana and tinned peaches, he was replete with eggs and hen food.

I wriggled myself between the wall and Digby's bum in order to force him out by leaning against the hen house wall and pushing my knees into his rear end.  Meantime OH shouted encouragement from the hen house entrance.  It was only when I slid down the wall and in the confined space couldnt avoid treading on his tail that Digby took umbrage and shot out of the hen house knocking OH down in the process.  Tin of peaches shot into the air and peaches flew out.  Digby quite enjoyed the peaches.  OH has returned the roof panel.  Digby has gone to bed now.  Bless him ::)

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Post by: bloomer on May 01, 2011, 08:26:56 pm
and when will you write the book of the pigs adventures???
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Post by: little blue on May 01, 2011, 09:10:31 pm
 ;D     ;D      ;D     ;D   
I love Digby!
Maybe you need to be armed with a sharp stick... so you can poke him gently out of mischief!!   :pig:
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Post by: Sandy on May 01, 2011, 10:34:20 pm
Arh, sounds like the making of one of those animal Disney films, maybe you should film some antics and put them on tin ter net!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: sabrina on May 02, 2011, 12:12:44 am
don't you just love your animals making you act and look silly, if only they could write about us  ;D
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Post by: Hilarysmum on May 02, 2011, 08:24:06 am
Were it to be a film who would play me?  I imagine Julia Roberts but feel Julie Waters would be closer to the mark (although still a definite huge improvement on the original).  Digby of course would play himself, unless Hilary gets in on the act.  :D :D :D :D

Its nice to be able to come on here and let off steam, sometimes that pig comes very close to the s@u$age word.  :D
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Post by: Rosemary on May 02, 2011, 10:08:30 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Eastling on May 03, 2011, 03:10:59 pm
I love to hear about Digby and Hilary. Now have a pic in my mind, bless him he sounds like Olly we say she is Tim nice but dim! I second Bloomer on the book front.  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Hilarysmum on May 04, 2011, 08:14:53 am
 :-[ :-[ :-[ :D   Aw thanks  :-[
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Post by: Fowgill Farm on May 04, 2011, 11:45:59 am
Would make a wonderful childrens tv programme 'The adventures of Hilary & Digby'  ;D ;D ;D

I find with animals it all consequences.eg if i shove my head in henhouse what will consequence be...... yummy muchies and worst scenario smack on arse which i won't feel anyway so hen house here i come.........

Mandy  ;D :pig:
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Post by: Hilarysmum on May 04, 2011, 03:41:58 pm
Funny you should say that Mandy because the !"£"£!   has done it again!.  He is stretched out, nose in the sun, grunting peacefully at the hens who want in to lay eggs.  Well he is out of luck as we have run out of tinned peaches.  Looks like the hens might be camping in the barn tonight.  Will give the fox one hell of a shock if she tries visiting the hen house this evening!

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Post by: mab on May 04, 2011, 05:50:45 pm
In spite of these antics (or perhaps because of them) I'm tempted to get pigs of some sort myself; but I've only just got the grass established.

Back on topic for this post; I spent this morning cleaning crusty chicken poo off hen bums, having finally decided it wouldn't come off without my help - lovely job - NOT.

mab
Title: Re: And today I ....
Post by: Eastling on May 04, 2011, 06:08:32 pm
 Cut the grass, watering the garden, just used the last of my nettle fertiliser and poo picking and many other boring mundane jobs.
(I used to get paid for s@@@ shovelling! amongst other things)

HM think you should video Digby and post, do the eggs have any affect on him?
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Post by: bloomer on May 04, 2011, 06:21:48 pm
today i mainly mowed grass

and took a lot of stuff to the tip!!!

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Post by: Beewyched on May 04, 2011, 07:42:57 pm
 :wave:

HM your piggie posts always bring a smile to my face - I can see the picture now  ;) ;D ;D ;D

Aren't our little beasties such a source of joy  :love: :pig: :love:
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Post by: Eastling on May 04, 2011, 09:54:00 pm
Life would certainly be boring without them! :D :pig:
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Post by: Hilarysmum on May 05, 2011, 09:19:53 am
I wouldnt be without him.  Even though when he finally came back indoors he unhooked the door off its hinges just to be irritating. 

Mab pigs are terrific, dont let me put you off, best thing I ever did having Hilary (and Digby)

The video would be good if I could find it.  The camera is always in the wrong place when I need it.  ;D
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Post by: Fowgill Farm on May 05, 2011, 09:28:13 am
Digby sound just like our BG (Big Gerry) & Delia who do what they want when they want not when i want or need and normally with a mouthful of pig abuse for good measure. Wish i could translate what they say but i'm sure it sometimes ends in off!  ;D
Would loved to have seen the fox pop his head in the hen house and find Digby, pity he decided he wanted his own bed.
Mandy  :pig:
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Post by: Hilarysmum on May 05, 2011, 03:11:18 pm
I think pigs are just IT.  Such fantastic personalities.  Any pictures of BG and Delia (wonderful names) ?
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Post by: little blue on May 05, 2011, 07:59:45 pm
Wish i could translate what they say but i'm sure it sometimes ends in off!  ;D

;D  One of our litttl'uns is known as "Grump" - she's always chuntering in the most grumbley way you can imagine! And her black spots over her face look quite like a frown too!  her mum always has a cheerful grunt....   
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Post by: Hilarysmum on May 06, 2011, 08:21:37 am
They really do have great personalities.  Although that does make it harder to send them off at the end.   :'(
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Post by: Fowgill Farm on May 06, 2011, 09:43:12 am
HM "They really do have great personalities.  Although that does make it harder to send them off at the end."

Thats why the aforemententioned Big G & Delia are nearly seven years old and still with us...............

Big G - Gerry
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb220/fowgillfarm/Image120.jpg (http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb220/fowgillfarm/Image120.jpg)

Big D -Delia
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb220/fowgillfarm/006_4A.jpg (http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb220/fowgillfarm/006_4A.jpg)

& they love each other really!
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb220/fowgillfarm/Image017.jpg (http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb220/fowgillfarm/Image017.jpg)

Mandy  :pig:
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Post by: robert waddell on May 06, 2011, 10:29:08 am
mandy what show was the picture taken at(sheep hurdles) :wave:
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Post by: Fowgill Farm on May 06, 2011, 10:40:32 am
It was at Pateley Bridge near Harrogate for the Young Farmers extravaganza in June/July, Big D was an exhibit for North Yorkshire Smallholders and she was also a "guess the weight of her" competition (hence us knowing what she weighs! 317kg!! :o) to raise funds.
She was a bugger to load at the end as she'd been spoiled all day with digestive biscuits & ice-cream, we had to get a tub of fruit salad from a neaby catering truck (god knows what DEFRA would have made of that one!!)to get her back up the ramp to go home and the help of 5 strapping young farmers!!! ;D
Mandy :pig:
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Post by: Hilarysmum on May 07, 2011, 12:54:26 pm
Oh I WANT her.  She is absolutely smashing.
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Post by: Eastling on May 07, 2011, 09:05:57 pm
Lovely pics
 HM don't you think you have enough trouble  ;D
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Post by: Hilarysmum on May 08, 2011, 08:20:02 am
Sigh   ..... yes  ..... oh would agree with you, but she is gorgeous ....
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Post by: Eastling on May 08, 2011, 08:38:49 am
lol agree she is gorgeous
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Post by: Fowgill Farm on May 08, 2011, 09:42:53 am
This morning she's as grumpy as hell as its raining at last, she refused to come out of her house and had to have her breakfast in bed after booting poor Gerry out into the rain poor lad. After she'd eaten up she fling her trug out the door, stuck her back end out to pee and then went back to bed and is now snoring her head off!!  ::)

Let me know where to send her................. ;)

Mandy :pig:
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Post by: Hilarysmum on May 09, 2011, 10:35:21 am
She sounds to be the perfect pig, I love her already. 
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Post by: Eastling on May 09, 2011, 11:19:06 pm
Sounds like she could be a related to Hilary!  ;D
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Post by: Hilarysmum on May 10, 2011, 07:48:09 am
And there was I thinking praying that she was a one-off  ;D