The Accidental Smallholder Forum

Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: MrRee on December 06, 2008, 08:39:45 pm

Title: Security Alert....
Post by: MrRee on December 06, 2008, 08:39:45 pm: .... through my contacts in the security industry,I have learnt that terrorists are planting small explosive devices intins of Alphabet Spaghetti,if they explode,it could spell disaster........ Ree
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: doganjo on December 06, 2008, 08:43:32 pm: Ree, is this really genuine? It is horrible if it is and a sick joke if it isn't. Lots of children love this spaghetti.
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: Fluffywelshsheep on December 06, 2008, 09:18:06 pm: lol
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: doganjo on December 06, 2008, 09:29:05 pm: Guess this is a hoax - but NOT funny!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: Rosemary on December 07, 2008, 01:54:33 pm: It could also spell happiness!

I thought it was funny. When I read it the second time!
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: Fluffywelshsheep on December 07, 2008, 02:02:06 pm: I though it was funny but i do have a weird sense of humour!!!!!
It's a retake of and old joke I think.

Linz
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: doganjo on December 07, 2008, 02:33:18 pm: I'm just too serious minded I guess - I hadn't thought of the implications of the spaghetti - now if you had said beans .............................. ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: Fluffywelshsheep on December 07, 2008, 02:42:54 pm: lol
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: garden cottage on December 22, 2008, 05:18:45 am: Two policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a convenience store. One asks the manager what happened.
He replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead."
"That's odd," said the first policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week?"
"Your right" said the second policeman. "This must be the work of a cereal killer."

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: doganjo on December 22, 2008, 12:23:12 pm: That's one for my grandchildren after Christmas Dinner, I think. Just to shop Grannie is not as old as they think! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: juliag on December 22, 2008, 03:17:39 pm: I think its really funny, nice to have something to smile about!! :D
Title: Re: Security Alert....
Post by: sandy on January 03, 2009, 07:50:51 pm: I remember working at an upper School and one of the students had been home for lunch and said, very seriously " there has been a break in at the battery factory, the thiefs took several batteries" (a local industry) but the police caught the robbers and are holding them on charge! I did not get that joke at first!!!
Sandy