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Title: newspaper headlines
Post by: sheila on January 13, 2011, 10:20:04 am

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> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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 Now that's taking things a bit far!
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>  Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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>  What a guy!
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>  Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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> J u venile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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 War Dims Hope for Peace
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> I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
>Ya think?!
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> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
>  Who would have thought!
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>  Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> They may be on to something!
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>  Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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> Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
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 He probably IS the battery charge!
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>  New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
>  Weren't they fat enough?!
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> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
>  That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
>  Do they taste like chicken?
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> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
>  Boy, are they tall!
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>And the winner is.... .............
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> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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> Did I read that right?
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Title: Re: newspaper headlines
Post by: Rosemary on January 13, 2011, 11:20:58 am

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: newspaper headlines
Post by: morri2 on January 13, 2011, 12:37:36 pm

 :D :D :D

Title: Re: newspaper headlines
Post by: Sudanpan on January 13, 2011, 01:33:39 pm

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: newspaper headlines
Post by: faith0504 on January 13, 2011, 03:32:44 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: newspaper headlines
Post by: sheardale on January 13, 2011, 05:41:01 pm

good ones there.                  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :wave: :wave:

Title: Re: newspaper headlines
Post by: Womble on January 13, 2011, 11:16:14 pm

My favourite is "Prostitutes appeal to Pope"   ;D