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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on January 13, 2011, 10:12:23 am

Title: the perfect husband
Post by: sheila on January 13, 2011, 10:12:23 am

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> THE PERFECT HUSBAND
> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
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> MAN: 'Hello'
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> WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
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> MAN: 'Yes.'
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> WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
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> MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
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> WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'
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> MAN: 'How much?'
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> WOMAN: '$90,000'
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> MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
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> WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.
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> MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal.'
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> WOMAN: 'OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!'’
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> MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
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> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
>

Title: Re: the perfect husband
Post by: JulieS on January 13, 2011, 10:36:15 am

 :) :) :)

Title: Re: the perfect husband
Post by: Helencus on January 13, 2011, 10:44:49 am

 ;D  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: the perfect husband
Post by: Blinkers on January 13, 2011, 11:00:49 am

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Title: Re: the perfect husband
Post by: Rosemary on January 13, 2011, 11:19:33 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

THe wonders of mobile telephony!