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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on January 07, 2011, 10:39:23 pm

Title: yearly check up
Post by: sheila on January 07, 2011, 10:39:23 pm

MY YEARLY EXAM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 7," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 5"

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch.

Happy New Year...

Title: Re: yearly check up
Post by: sausagesandcash on January 07, 2011, 11:57:08 pm

 ;D

Title: Re: yearly check up
Post by: knightquest on January 07, 2011, 11:59:54 pm

 ;D

Ian

Title: Re: yearly check up
Post by: Rosemary on January 08, 2011, 09:46:22 am

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: yearly check up
Post by: faith0504 on January 08, 2011, 12:00:02 pm

 :D :D ;D ;D ;D