The Accidental Smallholder Forum

Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Bright Raven on December 16, 2010, 07:07:50 pm

Title: Limericks. Smallholder style.
Post by: Bright Raven on December 16, 2010, 07:07:50 pm

This bright accidental smallholder,
Has wisdom to fill a small folder,
I will do things my way,
Bodge and dodge every day,
Self sufficiancy just makes me bolder.

Title: Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
Post by: sheila on December 16, 2010, 07:12:57 pm

Very good!

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Post by: faith0504 on December 16, 2010, 07:40:26 pm

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Bright Raven on December 18, 2010, 08:39:14 am

Ok, here is a starter for us to share........

My sheep are stuck to the ground, .......

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Post by: manian on December 18, 2010, 11:37:23 am

my turkeys are table bound

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Post by: faith0504 on December 18, 2010, 05:08:17 pm

my mistletoe is hung

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Post by: little blue on December 18, 2010, 06:24:32 pm

the carols are sung

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Post by: Bright Raven on December 19, 2010, 08:15:51 am

Isn't it time we relaxed and unwound?

Title: Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
Post by: Rosemary on December 19, 2010, 09:18:52 am

If only. Off to dig snow.

Very good limerick. Next one...

There was a smallholder with pigglies

Title: Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
Post by: HappyHippy on December 19, 2010, 09:31:13 am

Very good BR, I'll have a go with this one  ;)  ;D

Quote from: Rosemary on December 19, 2010, 09:18:52 am

There was a smallholder with pigglies

Who was prone to attacks of the gigglies
When'er they were stuck,
waist deep in the muck..........
(Can't think of the last line though !)

Title: Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
Post by: Bright Raven on December 19, 2010, 10:07:26 am

There was a smallholder with pigglies
Who was prone to attacks of the gigglies
When'er they were stuck,
waist deep in the muck..........
She'd just laugh at their fat porcine wigglies.

Title: Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
Post by: HappyHippy on December 19, 2010, 10:18:43 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Rosemary on December 19, 2010, 01:56:09 pm

Brilliant!

There was a smallholder in France...

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Post by: HappyHippy on December 19, 2010, 02:45:24 pm

who tried teaching their chickens to dance

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Post by: Bright Raven on December 19, 2010, 02:57:21 pm

But while learning to jive,

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Post by: robert waddell on December 19, 2010, 02:59:46 pm

knocked over the beehive

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Post by: HappyHippy on December 19, 2010, 04:30:22 pm

And those bees sure taught them to prance  ;D

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Post by: robert waddell on December 19, 2010, 04:38:33 pm

that reminds me of another baudy ballad cant do it yet

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Post by: Bright Raven on December 19, 2010, 08:05:35 pm

Lymericmungus mate!  :D