The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on December 09, 2010, 10:14:27 pm
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THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY STUFF...
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not
produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel
the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother
was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them
were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and
were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the
sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the
ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves
had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration,
he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds
of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get
the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great
big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this
a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like
me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
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:D ;D :D
Ian
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hehehehe
I love these posts by you Sheila, keep them coming! ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ho, ho, ho!