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Title: Keep a man happy
Post by: sheila on December 02, 2010, 04:58:43 pm

     How to keep a woman happy....  
 

  
 It's not difficult to make a woman happy.A man only needs to be:
 
1. A friend
2. A companion
3.. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6.. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9.. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
 
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
 
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
 49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
 
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
 
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
 53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
 
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
 
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
    

  


 
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


  

1. Leave him alone  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Title: Re: Keep a man happy
Post by: manian on December 02, 2010, 05:35:23 pm

very good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Keep a man happy
Post by: HappyHippy on December 02, 2010, 05:58:45 pm

I'd agree with that  ;) ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Keep a man happy
Post by: knightquest on December 02, 2010, 06:15:53 pm

Can't argue.....very good

Ian

Title: Re: Keep a man happy
Post by: RUSTYME on December 02, 2010, 06:20:49 pm

yep sounds about right .... one question though ..... why is the first list so short ?  ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

cheers

Russ

Title: Re: Keep a man happy
Post by: Sandy on December 02, 2010, 10:34:30 pm

I think men need more than one thing on that list!!!!

Title: Re: Keep a man happy
Post by: moorlander on December 05, 2010, 05:56:34 pm

You forgot to add "Be totally obedient" to the long list.

Title: Re: Keep a man happy
Post by: faith0504 on December 05, 2010, 06:12:04 pm

superb  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D