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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: lazybee on December 01, 2010, 12:17:14 pm

Title: World survey
Post by: lazybee on December 01, 2010, 12:17:14 pm
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest
opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the
world?"


The survey was a huge failure because of the following:


1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.


2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.


3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.


4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.


5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.


6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.


7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.


8. In UK they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

Title: Re: World survey
Post by: Daveravey on December 01, 2010, 01:54:38 pm
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: World survey
Post by: Cinderhills on December 01, 2010, 03:02:15 pm
Brilliant.  ;D ;D