The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on November 26, 2010, 10:10:27 am
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You’ve got to love the Irish logic.
A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND ....
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programmes.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the
main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with
a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....
The interview was as follows: ....
The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease ? "
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ...............
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year ?”
Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…
but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day ? "
Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? "
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam.
Just imagine, if I was playing with your udders twice a day....
and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ? "
The program was never aired…..