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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on November 19, 2010, 03:35:53 pm

Title: bad parrot
Post by: sheila on November 19, 2010, 03:35:53 pm





 BAD Parrot


 
A  young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse

vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried

and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and

anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.  The parrot yelled back. John shook

the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation,  threw up his hand,

grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and

kicked and screamed.

                               

Then suddenly there was total quiet.  Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot

calmly stepped out  onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I

may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for

my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude

and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a  dramatic change in his behavior, the

bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
Title: Re: bad parrot
Post by: knightquest on November 19, 2010, 06:20:27 pm
Oh that's good!  ;D ;D :D :D

Ian
Title: Re: bad parrot
Post by: faith0504 on November 19, 2010, 06:48:58 pm
very good  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: bad parrot
Post by: sheardale on November 19, 2010, 07:26:24 pm
good
Title: Re: bad parrot
Post by: fizzgigg on November 19, 2010, 10:49:44 pm
im sure i know that parrot
Title: Re: bad parrot
Post by: piggy on November 19, 2010, 10:53:32 pm
 :) :) :) :) :)