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Livestock => Other => Topic started by: langdon on November 18, 2010, 05:11:07 pm

Title: wife got audition for britian gots talent
Post by: langdon on November 18, 2010, 05:11:07 pm
cant believe it!
beth got a phone call today to say that she has got a audition :D
she will be sister byonce ( all the single ladys ) dont know if byonce is the right spelling!
any way will keep all updated as how practice goes.
cant be a bad thing when your wife dresses up every night only to strip of again before you to pop music ;)
its not called the good life for nothing!
langdon
Title: Re: wife got audition for britian gots talent
Post by: faith0504 on November 18, 2010, 06:38:16 pm
wish her good luck  :hshoe: :wave:
Title: Re: wife got audition for britian gots talent
Post by: Sandy on November 18, 2010, 09:30:44 pm
Now I love Britains got talend. well done, hope she gets through, is she a fun act? or a seriouse stripper :o :o? :-[
Title: Re: wife got audition for britian gots talent
Post by: langdon on November 20, 2010, 10:30:31 am

she is fun act , she dresses up as the nun out of sister act sings one of the songs ( climb every mountain )
then beyonce comes on with ( crazy in love ) and beth strips of her nun outfit only to be wearing sexy kinky underwear, nipple tassels and
all!!! then climb every mountain comes back in and she finishes of the act with that track ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
we just ned to come up with something different for next round.
i want her to do stag parties!!! make some cash i will be her manager!!!
Title: Re: wife got audition for britian gots talent
Post by: Sandy on November 20, 2010, 07:19:46 pm
Ok OK!! as a youth & community worker that is explotation, nothing different to slaves ;) BUTTTTT as a hard up business person...I wish I could do it!!!!
Title: Re: wife got audition for britian gots talent
Post by: Moleskins on November 21, 2010, 03:17:37 pm
And may I ask, does she know that you've posted this under
Livestock - Other.
It may, in my experience be prudent to move it to coffee lounge quick
before she finds out!!  :D
Title: Re: wife got audition for britian gots talent
Post by: little blue on November 21, 2010, 03:52:24 pm
:lol: 
Title: Re: wife got audition for britian gots talent
Post by: langdon on November 21, 2010, 06:24:16 pm
she seen me typing it!
Title: Re: wife got audition for britian gots talent
Post by: langdon on November 21, 2010, 06:25:50 pm
only JOKING sandy, do you think i would do that come on.
the britian gots talent is all her idea.
Title: Re: wife got audition for britian gots talent
Post by: Sandy on November 23, 2010, 06:44:02 pm
Maybe I could try next year, must work on an original idea, what about a stripping fat nanna or seaside landlady in spotty red dress etc???think thats been done ???