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Title: swearing
Post by: robert waddell on November 16, 2010, 07:53:09 pm

hope you like this one my hubby laughed for hour after reading this

Swearing !


A wee 7 year old Aberdonian loon and his 5 year old brother are

 Upstairs in their bedroom.


'De ye ken fit?', says the 7 year old, 'I think it's aboot time we

 Started sweering.' The 5 year old nods his head in approval.

 
'Fin we ging doonstairs fir breakfast am gan to swear first, then ye

 Kin sweer after me, ok?'

 
'Aye!' the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

 
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants

 For breakfast.

 
'A'll hae some of that Weetabix s**t !'

 
*SMACK*!!

He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and

 Ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

 

She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do

 YOU want for breakfast, young man????'

 

'I dinna ken,' he blubbers, 'but it winna be fecking Weetabix!'

 

 

 

Title: Re: swearing
Post by: CameronS on November 16, 2010, 07:58:52 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swearing
Post by: robert waddell on November 16, 2010, 08:02:22 pm
thought you all would like it
Title: Re: swearing
Post by: faith0504 on November 16, 2010, 08:02:46 pm
house is in tears, OH is chuckling his head off  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: swearing
Post by: Sandy on November 17, 2010, 09:27:50 am
Thanks, my second laugh of the day  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D........I have told sooooooooooooo many people about the little boy I picked up to go to a play scheme and I asked if his nan had arrived from South Africa (his mum had moaned to me about him the week before) Little boy replied " Yes...."F***ing" Nan came last night" He thought that was her name !!!!!!
Title: Re: swearing
Post by: Daveravey on November 17, 2010, 06:03:20 pm
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: swearing
Post by: Cobra on November 18, 2010, 02:26:53 am
Excellent  :D :D

Newsagent writes a letter of redundancy to his 13 year old paperboy.
The mother complains that the well laid out and correctly termed letter, is not a suitable language for teenagers to comprehend.
the shopkeeper apologised to the mother and sends a text to the teenager.

Pi$$ Off Init!
Title: Re: swearing
Post by: Sandy on November 18, 2010, 08:32:47 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thanks for my morning laugh Cobra ;D
Title: Re: swearing
Post by: Rosemary on November 18, 2010, 08:43:09 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thank you everyone!
Title: Re: swearing
Post by: sabrina on November 18, 2010, 11:52:45 am
So funny and just like something kids would do  ;D
Title: Re: swearing
Post by: sheardale on November 19, 2010, 07:28:44 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D           very good