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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: robert waddell on November 16, 2010, 07:53:09 pm
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hope you like this one my hubby laughed for hour after reading this
Swearing !
A wee 7 year old Aberdonian loon and his 5 year old brother are
Upstairs in their bedroom.
'De ye ken fit?', says the 7 year old, 'I think it's aboot time we
Started sweering.' The 5 year old nods his head in approval.
'Fin we ging doonstairs fir breakfast am gan to swear first, then ye
Kin sweer after me, ok?'
'Aye!' the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
For breakfast.
'A'll hae some of that Weetabix s**t !'
*SMACK*!!
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and
Ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do
YOU want for breakfast, young man????'
'I dinna ken,' he blubbers, 'but it winna be fecking Weetabix!'
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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thought you all would like it
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house is in tears, OH is chuckling his head off ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Thanks, my second laugh of the day ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D........I have told sooooooooooooo many people about the little boy I picked up to go to a play scheme and I asked if his nan had arrived from South Africa (his mum had moaned to me about him the week before) Little boy replied " Yes...."F***ing" Nan came last night" He thought that was her name !!!!!!
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:D :D :D
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Excellent :D :D
Newsagent writes a letter of redundancy to his 13 year old paperboy.
The mother complains that the well laid out and correctly termed letter, is not a suitable language for teenagers to comprehend.
the shopkeeper apologised to the mother and sends a text to the teenager.
Pi$$ Off Init!
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thanks for my morning laugh Cobra ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Thank you everyone!
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So funny and just like something kids would do ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D very good