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Livestock => Other => Topic started by: Orinlooper on March 07, 2021, 12:17:37 pm

Title: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Orinlooper on March 07, 2021, 12:17:37 pm
Which livestock is the easiest to fence in?

I would have thought the smaller the animals the harder to provide effective fencing, as even small gaps could be squeezed through and the larger the animal like cattle and alpaca will not so easily get through small gaps?

Is there any larger livestock that just good hedge will be enough?
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Womble on March 07, 2021, 12:52:48 pm
I'm going to go for blackbirds. We seem to fence one in most mornings, in our bird-flu secure chicken run. I still can't work out how she's getting in there in the first place.

Hardest to fence in are probably earwigs. You need really tiny mesh.

BTW Orinlooper, you do know what direction this thread is going to go, right? What are you actually looking to achieve here?
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Fleecewife on March 07, 2021, 01:02:23 pm
No no Womble, earwigs are dead easy.  You just need a wooden box with a few gaps in and they'll stay there forever, specially if they get mail dumped on them 6 days out of 7  ;D
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: cans on March 07, 2021, 01:16:34 pm
 :thinking:        :idea:     


Slugs ....   


  :coat:   




Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: landroverroy on March 07, 2021, 01:47:56 pm
:thinking:        :idea:     


Slugs ....   


  :coat:
:roflanim: :roflanim:

Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: landroverroy on March 07, 2021, 01:57:55 pm
I'm going to go for blackbirds. We seem to fence one in most mornings, in our bird-flu secure chicken run. I still can't work out how she's getting in there in the first place.

Hardest to fence in are probably earwigs. You need really tiny mesh.

BTW Orinlooper, you do know what direction this thread is going to go, right? What are you actually looking to achieve here?


You've got to give it to him though Womble - Orinlooper is good. :sunshine:
Even though he exasperates  :rant: many of us with his unlikely questions and and ideas - we are still almost mesmerised by his eccentric posts  and feel compelled to respond. :thinking: ;D
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Backinwellies on March 07, 2021, 06:13:06 pm
  :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:
my Welsh Dragon lives happiliy in my garden  no hedges or fences required
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Ghdp on March 07, 2021, 07:00:58 pm
Here is my idea for a thread arising (not unkindly I hope Orinlooper;  from your whacky threads)(and I love the guinea pig farming idea 😂)

What question would make any of us  just HAVE to respond!

There have been some good ones.

Over the last few years I have seen on this forum questions about....

 introducing Japanese Knot weed as an animal food source .

Or.....

Can I build a house on a plot of agricultural land if I (really really) want to.

How to make a comfortable living for a family on produce from a small holding - and have quality of life- and have time off.  ( I read EVERY reply to that question!!)

Making a profit on a small flock of sheep. Is it possible? (NB  favourite answer  so far is ‘ only if I don’t tell husband/ wife/other the cost of feed) 

0r .... Keeping goats - when I haven’t read a book about it, met a goat, or a goat-keeper -  but I have very long grass.
 
And just one or two about ‘designer dogs’

Here is mine - 

Having made the move to rural life - do you not miss the local chip shop/ pub/ a relative??? ( tbh chip shop is ‘up there’ for me )

👍

Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Fleecewife on March 07, 2021, 09:53:52 pm
As Backinwellies' post proves, you don't need fences if your livestock is happy with the life you host.  See hefted sheep, free range chickens, well-treated dogs, and sheep for whom the grass is always greener in their own paddock . On the other hand, cats.........
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: arobwk on March 07, 2021, 10:21:21 pm
Which livestock is the easiest to fence in?

I should like to turn that question on its head ... "Which livestock is the easiest to fence out?"

Answer ... "Orinlooper"
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Womble on March 08, 2021, 09:07:19 am
  :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:
my Welsh Dragon lives happiliy in my garden  no hedges or fences required


Yeah, but building the cave was one hell of a faff, Backinwellies. Swings and roundabouts, as with all livestock.

P.S. We caught the blackbird again this morning. I still have no idea how.
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: macgro7 on March 08, 2021, 10:13:51 am
I'm going to go for blackbirds. We seem to fence one in most mornings, in our bird-flu secure chicken run. I still can't work out how she's getting in there in the first place.

Hardest to fence in are probably earwigs. You need really tiny mesh.

BTW Orinlooper, you do know what direction this thread is going to go, right? What are you actually looking to achieve here?
I caught one last night! I a LIVE RST TRAP. Let it out this morning gof course.
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: macgro7 on March 08, 2021, 10:16:25 am
Which livestock is the easiest to fence in?

I would have thought the smaller the animals the harder to provide effective fencing, as even small gaps could be squeezed through and the larger the animal like cattle and alpaca will not so easily get through small gaps?

Is there any larger livestock that just good hedge will be enough?
Surprisingly the easiest animals to fence would be a cow. One strand of electric wire would do the job.

For goats you need something from The Jurassic Park - I know from experience.

Fish tank is usually quite secure- you can African catfish quite easily in a barrel - in your garden or sitting room  ;)
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Womble on March 08, 2021, 10:43:43 am
Oh, I had an African Catfish that tried to fence me in once. It pays to be wary of them, for sure.
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: macgro7 on March 08, 2021, 05:33:26 pm
Oh, I had an African Catfish that tried to fence me in once. It pays to be wary of them, for sure.
Someone I know caught a 2 meter long catfish in a river in Poland once!


How about wallabies???
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Fleecewife on March 08, 2021, 06:24:37 pm
Oh, I had an African Catfish that tried to fence me in once. It pays to be wary of them, for sure.
Someone I know caught a 2 meter long catfish in a river in Poland once!


How about wallabies???

The Wallabies on Inch Connachan in Loch Lomond mostly stay at home, so if you have an island they're the livestock for you.  Wot, no wallaby icon  ???
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Womble on March 08, 2021, 07:14:12 pm
"mostly"...... until the loch freezes and they give the locals on the A82 a fright  ;D .


A stray wallaby came to visit us a couple of years ago. From the height he was bouncing to, I don't think he'd have been easy to fence in at all.
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Fleecewife on March 08, 2021, 07:24:13 pm
...and there was me thinking they hitched a ride on wee boats  :thinking:
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: macgro7 on March 08, 2021, 08:32:42 pm
Oh, I had an African Catfish that tried to fence me in once. It pays to be wary of them, for sure.
Someone I know caught a 2 meter long catfish in a river in Poland once!


How about wallabies???

The Wallabies on Inch Connachan in Loch Lomond mostly stay at home, so if you have an island they're the livestock for you.  Wot, no wallaby icon  ???
Funny enough that island was actually for sale last year.
Would Haggises make good pets?
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Fleecewife on March 08, 2021, 09:50:37 pm
Oh, I had an African Catfish that tried to fence me in once. It pays to be wary of them, for sure.
Someone I know caught a 2 meter long catfish in a river in Poland once!


How about wallabies???

The Wallabies on Inch Connachan in Loch Lomond mostly stay at home, so if you have an island they're the livestock for you.  Wot, no wallaby icon  ???
Funny enough that island was actually for sale last year.
Would Haggises make good pets?


You can keep even the feistiest haggis under control by keeping them on flat ground.  Having their right legs longer than the left, they will graze in circles so never reach the way out.  They reach maturity early and are easy to catch for the same reason  :yum:   Haggises do not make good pets because of the characteristic pungent smell, especially the males, so best kept outdoors.
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: macgro7 on March 08, 2021, 10:10:43 pm
Sounds like goats but better  :roflanim:
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: Womble on March 08, 2021, 10:37:30 pm
Pretty much, yes!  ;D :goat: . Harder to milk though.
Title: Re: Which is the easiest livestock to fence in?
Post by: doganjo on March 09, 2021, 10:23:33 am
You are all wrong.  My vote goes to  HAGGI!!!!