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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Dangermouse on November 09, 2010, 09:05:03 am

Title: Lost Grandson?
Post by: Dangermouse on November 09, 2010, 09:05:03 am
My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre.  He approached a security guard and said, "I've lost my Granddad."

The guard asked, "What's his name?"

The child replied, "Granddad."

The guard smiled asked: "But what's he like?"

The little angel thought for a moment and then replied, "Red wine and women with big tits."

Title: Re: Lost Grandson?
Post by: Sandy on November 09, 2010, 09:13:59 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Sylvia on November 09, 2010, 10:10:43 am
A chip off the old block?? ;)
Title: Re: Lost Grandson?
Post by: Dangermouse on November 09, 2010, 10:24:01 am
A chip off the old block?? ;)

In the short time I have been here you know me so well  :D
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Post by: Daveravey on November 09, 2010, 11:32:54 am
You've redeemed yourself with that one mouse   :D
Title: Re: Lost Grandson?
Post by: Dangermouse on November 09, 2010, 12:49:47 pm
You've redeemed yourself with that one mouse   :D


 ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Post by: Hilarysmum on November 09, 2010, 05:03:51 pm
Brilliant
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Post by: Rosemary on November 09, 2010, 07:21:39 pm
  ;D ;D ;D and just a little bit  :o
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Post by: knightquest on November 09, 2010, 07:24:11 pm
 ;D ;D ;D

Ian
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Post by: piggy on November 09, 2010, 09:12:56 pm
  :) :) :):)
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Post by: sheardale on November 09, 2010, 10:19:46 pm
another good one                 ::)