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Title: Washing Instructions?
Post by: Dangermouse on November 09, 2010, 09:04:12 am
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sports shirt.  Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me: "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back: "Manchester United.”

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Post by: Sandy on November 09, 2010, 09:14:57 am
 ;D so many men have trouble with washing machines!!!!!!
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Post by: Sylvia on November 09, 2010, 10:09:43 am
The scenario sounds familiar ::)
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Post by: sheila on November 09, 2010, 11:59:55 am
It's because he's a man.u. fan !
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Post by: Eastling on November 09, 2010, 12:41:22 pm
At least he knew where to find the machine! I have problems getting mine to put dirty clothes in the laundry bin
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Post by: Hilarysmum on November 09, 2010, 05:03:19 pm
Mine would probably try to wash his in the tumble dryer.
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Post by: Womble on November 09, 2010, 06:29:26 pm
True story:

My friend's Mrs went out shopping, and as she left, said to my friend "I've just done a load of washing - please will you hang it on the line for me?".

When she returned a few hours later, the washing was still sitting in the machine. She was just about to tear a strip off hubby, when out of the corner of her eye, she spotted flapping on the washing line......... all the ironing she had done the day before!!  ;D
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Post by: knightquest on November 09, 2010, 07:22:55 pm
He must have spilt prawns down him............anyway, according to Eastenders, there are loads of launderettes(sp) in London and the South East.

Two football jokes in one line. Sorry to all you non footy fans.

Ian
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Post by: Sandy on November 13, 2010, 01:37:20 pm
I remember my futer hubby putting my bestest silk dress in the wash!!!