The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Rosemary on April 09, 2020, 04:59:37 pm
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Dan and I have been listening to "I'm sorry I haven't a clue". On eof my favourite rounds is "New meanings for old words".
For example "Laminate" - "to get a sheep pregnant"
Anyone else like to have ago? Break the monotony :eyelashes:
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Remembered from a long ago episode:
Disappear; to upset a member of Parliament
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One of my favorites from The Meaning of Liff by John Lloyd and Douglas Adams is....,
Scrabby (n)
A curious-shaped duster given to you by your mother which on closer inspection turns out to be half an underpant.
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Cuticle: A snooker player's method for amusing small children whilst adhering to social distancing rules.
Magpie: 3.141592 mags.
Worship: Indication by a Geordie of which vessel belongs to him.
Creep feeder: Somebody who provides sustenance to a person you really don't like.
Molestation: Transport hub for subterranean mammals.
Frogspawn: Explicit photos intended for amphibians.
Erudite: Posh epoxy glue.
Oh, and of course Sex: What the users of Erudite think coal comes in.
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What I can't figure out is how a smallholder can be suffering from monotony
monotous = dull, tedious, and repetitious; lacking in variety and interest.
Surely that's the last thing this farming life is? :coat: :coat: :innocent:
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monotous = dull, tedious, and repetitious; lacking in variety and interest.
Smallholding: Shame sh*t, different day. Sometimes also different sh*t, same day, and different sh*t, different day. But considerable quantities of sh*t, nonetheless!
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I'm not sure if this is appropriate, if you decide it is not please remove this post, but it is really funny :roflanim:
https://youtu.be/ifNEgwGACEQ (https://youtu.be/ifNEgwGACEQ)
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I'm not sure if this is appropriate, if you decide it is not please remove this post, but it is really funny :roflanim:
https://youtu.be/ifNEgwGACEQ (https://youtu.be/ifNEgwGACEQ)
This is ace! My husband showed me this guy doing a vegan bit, it was so funny, it’s about vegan sausages. I can’t seem to find it but it was somewhere on YT I think.