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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on September 18, 2010, 12:15:36 pm

Title: government job
Post by: sheila on September 18, 2010, 12:15:36 pm
 Subject: Government Job
 A guy goes to the Government Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes - coffee."

"Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."
Title: Re: government job
Post by: Sylvia on September 18, 2010, 04:34:13 pm
Where do you get them from ;D ;D
Title: Re: government job
Post by: Daveravey on September 18, 2010, 05:06:51 pm
 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: government job
Post by: Daisys Mum on September 18, 2010, 10:14:53 pm

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: government job
Post by: Rosemary on September 19, 2010, 11:42:18 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: government job
Post by: Hilarysmum on September 19, 2010, 12:02:00 pm
Must have been French
Title: Re: government job
Post by: sheardale on September 19, 2010, 12:05:19 pm
good one