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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Rosemary on April 20, 2011, 03:47:51 pm

Title: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: Rosemary on April 20, 2011, 03:47:51 pm

The government today announced that it's changing the Union Jack to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: robert waddell on April 20, 2011, 03:55:40 pm

very good :) :wave:

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: poppajohn on April 20, 2011, 04:27:14 pm

Now that I like!

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: Hilarysmum on April 21, 2011, 06:57:12 am

 ;D  I am definitely going to have to translate that one to French  :D :D :D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: JulieS on April 21, 2011, 10:39:15 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: CameronS on April 21, 2011, 01:15:09 pm

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: sabrina on April 21, 2011, 01:58:02 pm

Very Good   ;D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: Sylvia on April 21, 2011, 08:25:05 pm

I'll pass that one on ;D ;D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: Beewyched on April 21, 2011, 08:41:39 pm

Good one  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: Daveravey on May 11, 2011, 01:36:48 pm

 :D :D :D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: Sandy on May 11, 2011, 02:08:13 pm

I am very impressed if you made that one up yourself, so true as well  ;D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: princesspiggy on May 11, 2011, 04:18:13 pm

 ;D ;D :D ;D :D ;D ;D ;D :wave:

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: jaykay on May 11, 2011, 06:49:01 pm

OMG  :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: mab on May 11, 2011, 10:43:03 pm

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: Brucklay on May 12, 2011, 08:56:16 am

will try ans remember this for when OH gets home  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: SallyintNorth on May 14, 2011, 04:17:13 pm

That's brilliant!  Please can I copy it for my facebook friends?

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: gillsta on May 14, 2011, 04:57:11 pm

Flippin brilliant  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Government replaces the Union Jack as national flag
Post by: kaz on May 14, 2011, 06:40:35 pm

Brings a smile to your face ;D ;D