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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
3 little pigs
« on: July 22, 2010, 08:47:39 am »


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This is is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.

They think so logically.



A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather
 

The building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow
Full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
Straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think
The man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be f**ked!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Daveravey

  • Joined Jul 2009
  • Fife
Re: 3 little pigs
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2010, 12:33:54 pm »
 :D :D :D :D

Like it

JulieS

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Devon - EX39 5RF
    • Ford Mill Farm
Re: 3 little pigs
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2010, 01:02:14 pm »
Brilliant!   :) :) :)
Pedigree GOS Pigs and Butchery for Smallholders.

Wizard

  • Joined Nov 2009
  • North East Lincolnshire
Re: 3 little pigs
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2010, 01:31:55 pm »
Brilliant Sheila Wouldn't be anything like as good without "F" word would it
Don't do today what can be put off until tomorrow because today will be yesterday tomorrow

 

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