Agri Vehicles Insurance from Greenlands

Author Topic: Murphy's other laws...  (Read 1431 times)


  • Joined Aug 2009
  • Cairo, GA U.S.A.
  • South Georgia, U.S.A.
Murphy's other laws...
« on: October 05, 2009, 10:10:40 pm »

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

1 wonderful husband, his 200 beehives,13 chickens, 8 camels, 4 zebra, 21goats,  2 pigs, 4 dogs, 1 horse, 2 ponies, 1 donkey and 1 capybara.


  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: Murphy's other laws...
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2009, 06:30:08 am »
Living the Good Life and spreading the word


  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Murphy's other laws...
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2009, 07:17:27 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D


  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Devon - EX39 5RF
    • Ford Mill Farm
Re: Murphy's other laws...
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2009, 07:19:44 am »
Brilliant  :) :) :)
Pedigree GOS Pigs and Butchery for Smallholders.


New EU seed laws

Started by MikeM (8.44)

Replies: 11
Views: 3130
Last post April 28, 2013, 05:43:41 pm
Action needed about EU seed laws

Started by Fleecewife (8.26)

Replies: 1
Views: 977
Last post April 28, 2013, 06:18:43 pm

Forum sponsors

FibreHut Energy Helpline Thomson & Morgan Time for Paws Scottish Smallholder & Grower Festival Ark Farm Livestock Movement Service

© The Accidental Smallholder Ltd 2003-2021. All rights reserved.

Design by Furness Internet

Site developed by Champion IS