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HappyHippy

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london Lawyer vs glasgow copper
« on: October 28, 2009, 09:37:34 am »
Got this in an email today - made me laugh !  :o

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow
copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from
LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock
cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the
stop sign.'

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop.
Licence and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to
complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and
registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and
don't give me the ticket.'

Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out
of the lawyer and says 'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?


sandy

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Re: london Lawyer vs glasgow copper
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 11:53:48 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Very funny!!!

Snoopy

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Re: london Lawyer vs glasgow copper
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 12:52:24 pm »
Living the Good Life and spreading the word

Rosemary

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Re: london Lawyer vs glasgow copper
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2009, 03:06:52 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: london Lawyer vs glasgow copper
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2009, 04:00:12 pm »
Was the bobby's name Smeaton? ;) ;D ;D
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