Now, Babe is renowned in the neighbourhood for hoicking gates off, making holes in hedges and going for a short gadabout. Her dear old crubeens mean she can't venture far (like going for a walk in high heels!) and someone always 'phones me with a "pig alert".
However she has been missing since yesterday am and I've searched the lanes and tracks for miles and not a sign of her. I'm so worried that someone has shut her in somewhere without water or that she's been stolen for sausages.
I've even 'phoned the dog warden and the local police. The RSPCA were, as usual, next to useless!
What else can I do?