[benandjerry]

I am booking my place now.  Erm whats the age limit?  Is 44 any good?

[HappyHippy]

Oh, Fleecewife, maybe we should all throw in our lot together and buy a TASer's care home. 

There's your next project, right there, Rosemary, Karen...

You might not know this, but my folks ran a care home for the elderly for over 20 years 
I have the building already (currently living in it though !) but no wish to go down the granny farming route - I'll stick to my pigs thanks, FAR less hassle than people   

[SallyintNorth]

no wish to go down the granny farming route - I'll stick to my pigs thanks, FAR less hassle than people   

And if the pigs annoy you, you can always eat them

[RUSTYME]

Soylent green !