..large white and woolly!
There's a field over the stream accessed via a track on my land that is owned by a chap who lives somewhere over the hill (and I've lost his number). He keeps sheep on it and we've always been friendly enough. 5 of his flock have found ways through his tatty fencing then they wade up the stream and onto my land. His fencing is rank.. the posts are like Delft lace and the wire sags everywhere. He admits that fence is over 30yrs old. For me to fence my side would take 100yds fence and 2 field gates (both a tatty bridge and a ford) and lots of strainers for the angles.
For the last 5-6 weeks this group of sheep have been coming over and mostly grazing by the stream. He only checks his flock every week and every week I've been asking him to sort it. Last week his sheep found my veggie patch and apple trees and I had another winge at him - he said he'd move those few sheep 'cos he couldn't find where they were getting through. He didn't. And now all this week I've had those 5 sheep coming back and back into the veggie patch.
Even my dalmatain has given up chasing them - totally useless dog.
I get up early anyway but those darned sheep are in the patch before dawn and I'm out there chasing them of in my jim-jams and wellies... which wouldn't be too bad if I wore jim-jams
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Now the worst of it is that those blasted sheep just stand there and laugh at me - totally insolent.
I know why i grew so much.. they've eaten the tops off 30 metres of carrots and the same of parsnips, several red cabbage, half a dozen psb, a few cauliflower, the greyhound cabbage and some of the savoy and only one curly kale.
I've got plenty left but that's not the point.. the point is the amount of time and pain crawling around planting and weeding.
I suppose the other point is why do folk grow kale for sheep? Their favourite was parsnip tops and then psb.
Mr neighbour is going to get a rocket up his bum tomorrow
Whinge over.