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tizaala

  • Joined Mar 2011
  • Dolau, Llandrindod Wells,Powys
Did I read that ' WRITE'
« on: August 05, 2011, 08:00:41 am »
Did I read that sign wright?

In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sandy

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Re: Did I read that ' WRITE'
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2011, 12:14:21 pm »
Brilliant, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 I had a sign in my old house clockroom that was from a golf rest room, it said

" WILL MEMBERS PLEASE REFAIN FROM WASHING THIER BALLS IN THE SINK!

And I just love those signs that say " WARNING CHILDREN" or " WARNING OLD PEOPLE" It conjoours up visions of them hidding in the bushes ready to jump out!!!

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Did I read that ' WRITE'
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 08:44:16 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

faith0504

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • Cairngorms
  • take it easy and chill
    • blaemuir cottage
Re: Did I read that ' WRITE'
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 10:08:42 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :wave:

princesspiggy

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Re: Did I read that ' WRITE'
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2011, 10:50:36 pm »
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

thats brilliant  ;D ;D ;D

 

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